This Just In: Muslim Prefers Western Country to War-torn Sandy Shithole

Brit mullah left for Lebanon after he was publicly chastised for inciting terrorism.
But now that he's living la vida loca, he wants to come back.
Maybe he should have thought of this before he started with the Jihad bullshit:

EXILED preacher of hate Omar Bakri has begged the Royal Navy to rescue him from war-torn Beirut.

The Muslim cleric who fled Britain last year, tried to board a ship full of women and children yesterday but was turned away.

He also wrote to the British embassy asking to be allowed back on “humanitarian grounds�.

In an email to officials, dole scrounger Bakri pleaded: “The current situation in Beirut left me without any choice but to appeal to you to grant me a visit visa to see my children for one month.�

But his bid to sneak on one of our ships was blocked at harbour gates by sharp-eyed officials.

He's a real piece of work.

I've been rough on Lebanon in the title to this post, and I apologize for taking some dramatic license. I've heard its a beautiful place, and used to be more so, before the 'militants' got their hands on it.

Thanks to Christopher Taylor, whose blog kicks ass.

posted by Laura. at 08:38 PM

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