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July 12, 2006

A Word From Tom Cruise


HEY THERE!
HA HA HAAAA!

THE BABY? NO, YOU CAN'T SEE HER!
SHE'S BEEN HOOKED UP TO AN E-METER SINCE RIGHT AFTER BIRTH!

I HAVE A BAG OF FROZEN PLACENTA IN THE FRIDGE! MAKES GREAT SMOOTHIES!
HA HA HA HAA!

Dear God.


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