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July 12, 2006

Top Ten Pick-Up Lines

From around the world.

Most seem pretty weak to me, though they beat "Baby, back that ass up."
These are the top three, the rest are at the link.

1. Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?

3. You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Maybe its mostly in the delivery.


Ace Has A Question He Really Wants Answered: Do girls ever use pick-up lines? If they do, I know I've never received one.

So I'm curious. Are girls using pick-up lines on other guys? If so, what might these lines be? I mean, apart from the obvious, like "Hello" and "Would you please stop trying to rub my boob with your elbow."


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