Paris Hilton Abstains From Sex

In much the same way, Brett says, that Cindy Sheehan abstains from solid food.

Ice cream doesn't count; a lesbian sex-tape with a "model" doesn't count, either.

Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The hotel heiress has imposed the ban on herself because she is convinced abstaining from all carnal activity will help her "rediscover" herself.

Tht makes sense, although I would imagine rediscovering the complexities and depths of Paris Hilton's soul would take no more than three or four minutes.

She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."

I see. Paris Hilton needs to pay more attention to herself, and care less about the needs of other people.

This makes sense to me.

Then again, I'm a moron.

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She said, "One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it. I think that's the only way you know if they really want you or just want to be able to brag that they've been with you."

Um. Yeah. Paris Hilton has "rediscovered" a key insight that's suprising only to a twelve-year-old.

Anyone want to ballpark the IQ on Paris Hilton? Does anyone think it tops 85?

And don't give me that "she knows how to manipulate the media" silliness. I don't think it takes much brainpower to know that if your a billionaire-ess you will get a lot of attention if you "accidentally" let a couple of sex-tapes get out into the public.

posted by Ace at 07:07 PM

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