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July 05, 2006

"Freak Accident" Leaves Man Obsessed By Sex

A man awakes one day to find he's obsessed with boobies and pooter.

You'd think medical science could do something about this scourge...

A skiing accident left Alexander Laing with severe damage to the frontal lobes of his brain. He has become reckless in his sexual behaviour, losing his inhibitions. His stepmother Deryth, 72, tells BECKY SHEAVES how his family has coped:

An army skiing accident left Alexander Laing, 31, with severe damage to the frontal lobes of his brain. This area controls social and moral judgment, and Alexander, of High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, has become reckless in his sexual behaviour, losing his inhibitions. Here, his stepmother Deryth, 72, tells BECKY SHEAVES how his worried family has coped.

When I saw Alexander after the accident, I was aghast. He was in intensive care, unconscious and covered in tubes. It was awful. But the Army doctor reassured my husband, Tony, and me that when he woke up he'd be the same as he'd always been.

If only that had been true. Instead, six years later, we have learned what brain injury can do to a fit, confident young man who had his whole life ahead of him.

Alexander made a fantastic physical recovery, but the damage to his brain has had an extraordinary effect on his sexual behaviour β€” he has completely lost his inhibitions.

This sounds like a superhero's origin story. Or like Office Space, except a lot dirtier.

....

He got himself a computer, but soon ran up a Β£600 bill looking at internet pornography. Then he attacked one of the other patients β€” a recovering stroke victim β€” who had, he said, been rude to him.

The police were called and Alexander was thrown out of the hostel and put up in a hotel. As he now confesses, he was like 'a dog on heat' and went on a rampage through the hotel completely naked, looking for sex. Again the police were called. This time, he spent the night in a cell.

Alexander then lived with us, but we couldn't cope. He would walk through the house naked and aroused.

Roy says he experienced a similar "freak accident," which his doctors termed "puberty."

Thanks to Tushar for the link.


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