July 06, 2006

Joe Biden Hates On Indians

Not the feather in the hair kind, the dot on the forehead kind. Sorry, that's a Strangers With Candy joke.

You can't order a Slurpee or a Munchkin without having a slight Indian accent?

Really? One needs to affect an Apu accent to order such sundries?

The funny thing is, after making this not-very-funny, not-very-logical "joke," he adds, "I'm not joking."

Okay. So he's serious.

Hillary Clinton made a similar "joke" about gas stations, I think, all being owned by Indians.

It's just not true that liberals don't have a sense of humor. They do. They make the sort of jokes about Indians dominating 7-11 franchise ownership that were considered cutting edge back in, ohhhh, 1985 or thereabouts.

Coming soon: John Kerry wants to know "what's the deal with the peanuts" they give you on airplanes.

Is This Offensive? Tushar, who's Indian, thinks it is. I'm not Indian, so I wouldn't really know. It just seems more stupid than offensive. A lot of Indians do own convenience stores. But it seems idiotic to point out the obvious. Where's he going with that, exactly?

There are a lot of Jews in Hollywood, too. Gays as well. And...? What's the follow-up?

I really don't get the "I'm not joking" at the end of his stupidity.

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posted by Ace at 06:51 PM

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