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July 10, 2006
Never Too Old For Hookers & Hootch
Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM), Silver-Years Edition:
We just got a late call for an emergency from one of our patients this week who is about 70 years old. He has a defibrillator and heart problems and he is out drinking and partying with two hookers and his brother. He gets dehydrated from all of the alcohol, then has sex with the hookers and gets his heart rate over the recommended limit, then gets in a fight with his brother, his defibrillator goes off, shocks both of them, they fall down and end up in the emergency room.
Too bad. They were just getting around to firing bottle rockets out of their asses.
Thanks, I think, to TusharD.