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July 11, 2006

Muslim Yuks It Up Over 9/11, 7/7 Massacres

But I really don't want to suggest that there's something wrong with the culture as a whole, because there are, I'm told, many moderate Muslims who do not exult in mass-murder, just as there were many good Germans who did not support the Holocaust or the Nazis, and of course during World War II we were extraordinarily careful about only bombing homes and factories inhabited by known Nazis.

And I remember quite clearly how we dropped leaflets on Hiroshima and Nagasaki warning all non-Tojo-supporting Japanese to evacuate posthaste, so that we only incinerated the militaristic, confirmed enemies while sparing the women, children, and pacifistic men.

So really, it would be patently absurd and unhinged to suggest we treat the Muslim menace any differently than we treated the Nazi and Imperial Japanese threats. By all means, let us stick to those previous rules of engagement that served us so well in the last world war. Certainly I would not be so bloodthirsty as to suggest going beyond our WWII rules.

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