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July 29, 2006

Confirm me now bitches [John Bolton]


All right Senators, quit screwing around. There's killin needs to be done, and I'm ready for a permenant pass. You pansies listen up to that fancy Harvard lawyer and confirm my ass right the hell now.

And guess what? It wasn't a manila file folder I threw at that bitch in Russia. It was a stapler. Swingline 700 baby. I tagged her ass too, right in the back of the head.

UPDATE! Caption contest?

I'm sorry Kofi, I can't hear you over this, what the hell is that? One of those change separating machines?

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