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July 22, 2006

More For Humor Than Anything Else

Posted on a dead-to-me site, which is, quite frankly, sort of needless to say, because I never read the damn thing, in response to a preening bitch who whines about taking the moral high ground and dealing with substance and prides himself about not attacking Glenn Greenwald, though he says it's okay to attack blogger Bithead because it "amuses" him. He buys the Magic Boyfriend theory, of course, and is outraged that anyone would dare to question Greenwald.

Anyway, posting this here, so you don't have to go over there.

Riiiight, "Dale" (whoever you are). Greenwald’s so lucky he has a Magic Boyfriend who obsessively scours the internet refuting attacks on him on other websites and bragging about his accomplishments. Furthermore, he fluently regurgitates each of Greenwald’s arguments verbatim, and in one case, he pregurgitates a Greenwald posting by writing it before Greenwald writes it on his blog.

You’re a jackass, Dale. I’ve never read you before, and I won’t be reading you again. It’s one thing to be an ignorant jackass; it’s another thing to be arrogant and self-righteous about it, spouting off about how you’re too "above" attacking other bloggers.

Right... your whole post was a morally-preening bit of masturbating noting your purity, while attacking others. (Oh, and yeah— your excuse for attacking Bithead? That it "amused" you and that was reason enough to do it? Well attacking your butt-boy Greenwald amuses me, Hoss. So that’s an adequate reason.)

F’ off and die alone,


PS, your blog sucks and always has. Just wanted to point that out.

Oh, good luck on getting linked on this obvious, contrived bit of Insta-bait.

"Oh, look at me, I preen about what good manners we should all have! Let’s stick to the substance, guys!"

No one’s going to fall for it. If people fell for this sort of link-me-link-me preening, my every post would be "Let’s all hold hands and finger each other up the asses, fellers!"

Losin' My Shit Update: No one looks cool when they lose their, um, cool.

Serenity now. Perspective. Putting the computer down.

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posted by Ace at 11:51 PM

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