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July 26, 2006

Hezbollah + U.N. "Peacekeepers" = Crazy Delicious!

Not only do their flags fly side by side, but they share telephone lines and water supplies.

And LGF catches this:

It was also reported that Hezbollah fired from the vicinity of four UN positions at Alma ash Shab, Tibnin, Brashit, and At Tiri. All UNIFIL positions remain occupied and maintained by the troops.

Gee, I wonder how those silly Israelis could ever have mistaken a UN "peacekeeper" position for a Hezbollah rocket shelter.


The United Nations

We shall beat swords into ploughshares, and then beat those ploughshares into rockets, with which we can kill Israelis. We could just go from the swords directly to the rockets, but we have a by-law demanding "ploughshares" must be involved at some point of the process.


Related: Full invasion inevitable.

"They really cannot be destroyed from the air," said Maj. Michael Oren of the Israeli Defense Forces. "There's really no alternative but to send in ground forces."

You know, defenders of Israel make the same point, until you get annoyed by it. They say, "Well, we had to occupy that territory because it was being used to attack us."

And sometimes in the past, and even sometimes now, I think, "Well, that's slightly convenient, isn't it?"

But it's not convenient. It's the truth. Anyone who has doubts about Israel's "land-grab" after its various wars can see the same thing unfolding for the nth time.

They keep on attacking, and attacking, and killing, and starting wars they cannot win, until at last they are occupied so they cannot attack nor kill anymore, and then they start whining about being victims of Zionist aggression.


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