Artist Formerly Known As George Michaels Caught In Grubby Public-Park 3AM Sex Acts

Okay. Here is The Artist Formerly Known As George Michael. Not as cute as in his "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" days to be sure, but still passable.

Here is the dude he was caught "snogging" with and "cannoodling" and also "fondling," and no, I'm not kidding.

George Michaels does not, it seems, follow Chris Klein's rule of only screwing 8's and above. George Michaels, quite obviously, does indeed placate.

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Michaels screamed at the papparazzi, saying, and again, this is not a joke:

In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"

His public-park paramour said (did I mention? not a joke:)

"OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous."

Somewhere, in a somewhat shabby apartment in a not particularly elite neightborhood of London, Andrew Ridgely is sitting back in deepest contentment, sipping a Foster's, and thinking, "Life is good. Life... is damn good."

Okay, that part was a joke. But here's the thing: Is there a one among you who will be me a thousand dollars it's not one thousand percent true?

Flashback: Top Ten Signs That You, George Michaels, Should Probably Just Give It Up Already.

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posted by Ace at 04:03 PM

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