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July 29, 2006

That's It For Me

It was fun while it lasted.

UPDATE: You know, now that I think about it, it was anything but fun.

UPDATE II: In fact, if I had to describe it, I guess I'd have to say it was more like a chore.

UPDATE III: No one likes chores, right? So I guess this is a win/win for me.

UPDATE IV: I'm pretty sure "win/win" is only applicable in situations involving at least two parties, so it looks like it's just a win for me. Still...

UPDATE V: I worked my ass off for you people!

[Ace's note: I have calculated the logic in the above post, and I compute its logicality index at 0.03. Pitiful. I've had bowel movements which were more logical than that. Indeed, I'm having a BM at a 4.6 logicality index even as we speak, which ain't too shabby, considering it's poop.]

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