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March 31, 2018

Weird News Dump

Good morning Morons. Wow, the last Saturday and last day of March.

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Let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Too much serious news this past week? How about some weird stuff?

Literal car pool.
.......And another thing!!!
The wedding planner SNAFU.
No wedding planner here.
No wonder why our PD can't have anything nice.
GPS isn't always spot on.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Moron Crawfish.
While the cat is away the mice will play and use cameras. Not a good idea.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Easter weekend. How about Peeps flavored beer.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
No dancing? It has to be California.
Florida.

Enjoy these stories or anything else you wish to discuss in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend and Happy Easter!

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