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Quote I “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” ― Marilyn Monroe Quote II “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.” ― Alexandre Dumas fils Quote III “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” ― Winston S. Churchill Quote IV If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson How's that Single Payer health insurance working out for you? A government big enough to give you "rights", is big enough to take them away. "The conditions are so bad in U.K. hospitals that, in a letter to the nation's government, 68 British emergency room physicians recently complained about patients "dying prematurely in corridors" as a result of overcrowding. If Single Payer doesn't work for a country of 65 million what makes you think it will work in a country of 323 million?
In 2012, the New York Department of Education, in all its glorious wisdom, decided to ban a slew of words that children might deem offensive. Companies bidding for examination contracts were provided a list of inappropriate words. Obscenities did not get much of a look-in, but words like “dinosaur” and “birthday” did. It takes a pretty nimble mind to perform the mental gymnastics needed to appreciate the department’s logic. Talk of dinosaurs, you see, could displease religious fundamentalists who do not subscribe to Darwin’s theory of evolution. Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays, so that was out.
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For those who argue the framers of the Second Amendment only knew single-shot muskets, we present the Cookson repeater. You can also remind them that when the 1st Amendment was instituted there was no internet and child porn either.
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March 7, 1946, Born on this day, Peter Wolf, singer with The J Geils Band who had the 1982 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Centrefold'. Wolf was once married to US actress Faye Dunaway. via thisdayinmusic.com
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The New York Police Department failed to fire more than 300 police officers guilty of misconduct ranging from lying to superiors, to assaulting innocents, Buzzfeed reported Monday.
President Donald Trump hosted Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday at the White House, where the embattled Israeli leader made the case for a stronger U.S. response to Iranian military activity in Syria.
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