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March 30, 2018

The Morning Report 3/30/18


Good morning kids. First and foremost, I want to wish you and yours a blessed Good Friday and Happy Easter, and a ziessen Pesach. Not coincidentally, as the godless heathens, devil worshippers and would be tyrants are out in force to destroy us, this time their target is Laura Ingraham. The entire incident is illustrative of the modus operandi of the Left. After ridiculing Derp Furor Camera Hogg for failing to get into any of California's indoctrination mills, the whiney little hairless adolescent lashed out at her. That is to say, his handlers in the Democrat-Left-Media complex went after her by engaging in tortious interference with her business, as a number of advertisers to her Fox show have dropped her. Despite Ms. Ingraham's sad mistake of knuckling under and apologizing, this arrogant little shitstain is refusing to accept her apology and demanding that she denounce the network.

Years ago, Rush Limbaugh exposed the so-called tens of thousands of people on Twitter calling for his advertisers to abandon him (and some did; their mistake) as maybe a dozen or so cheeto-munching denizens of someone's mom's basement using algorithms to mimic and multiply a mass of concerned, angry citizens. I cannot believe Laura Ingraham fell for this, let alone bent down to kiss the ring of this f**king twerp, who, along with his bald-headed Sandersnista gum-moll is the new face of "La Resistencia." Big mistake. But as bad as that degenerate duo may be, I want to direct my rhetorical guns on a lumbering, dimwitted dolt who goes by the name of Michael Rappaport. For daring to ridicule the pint-sized putsch-meister, this degenerate, mouth-breathing troglodyte who has the intellectual agility of a sea slug with Down's syndrome, went on an incoherent, profanity-laced tirade against Ms. Ingraham. Lacking the cognitive function and brain stem, let alone the class and manners of a gentleman in polite society, Rappaport resorted to his only manner of communication, akin to little more than drooling, grunting, flatulence and the bearing of teeth and gums. The only thing lacking was a voice over by David Attenborough bemoaning the loss of habitat sustaining the sub-primate in question. But I digress...

I'm running late so let's go with the lightning round:

Robert Mueller is now going all the way back to attack Snoozy McSnoozerson for literally talking to Russian diplomat Sergei Kislyak at a pre-election cocktail party. What a joke.

Mad-Dog and PDT had a sit down to discuss funding the Border Wall while San Diego County is reportedly going to join the insurrection against Kommiefornia in the Federal anti-sanctuary state lawsuit.

Domestically, despite Obamacare still screwing people over, a Federal court has dealt a deathblow to the contraception mandate, jobless claims are at a 45 year low and PDT is crowing about the addition of 3 million new jobs. Meanwhile, Obama holdover Shulkin blasted PDT after he got justifiably shit-canned from the VA, which is still a horror show for the people who least deserve it, our veterans.

Lastly, the Islamic terrorist who shot up the Pulse Nightclub had a different target in mind - Disneyworld. He reportedly was spooked by the cops and switched targets at the last minute. No comment from the Broward Coward.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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