I Found Out Something That I Am Very Good At!

I recently covered my wonderful and delightful experience with the USPS. It is from the February 27, "The Morning Rant". (Please do not comment on old threads or you will be lost in the bowels of some inner city USPS office.)

Things just keep getting better with those inept government workers. Nah, I'm just giving you a hard time. Their incompetence, ignorance and apathy are truly outstanding traits displayed each and every time I deal with them.

So to save wear and tear on our vehicles I signed up for Informed Delivery by USPS. Wow, just completely mind blowing or as an uncle of mine would say, "If shit goes in, then shit comes out."

I'm learning that some things can sit around for at least one if not two business days before I am informed. Recently a friend of mine who lives in Madison (which is a four drive for me) mailed on March 11th paying for Priority Mail, with an expectant delivery time of 1-3 business days. When did I get notified of the mail? I wasn't. It arrived at our post office on March 19th 9AM. This according to my friend's tracking information. I stopped in the lobby on the 20th to pick up some other pieces of mail and I was pleased to see my documents arrive to me in one piece.

Why in the hell it would take 8 days to travel 400 miles or so I have no clue. And they sure as hell don't.

I won't get into the package that The Fabulous shipped off to a niece in a neighboring state. We just hope she receives it as it has sentimental value.

I hope when the swamp is drained, the damn USPS goes down and doesn't clog the drain pipe.

On the bright side, Neither rain or snow or some other utter bullshit phrase isn't as screwed up as the following: I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Iceland's Minister for Children has resigned in disgrace she was accused of having sex with a 15 year-old boy when she was 22 and getting pregnant by him.

Ásthildur Lóa Thórsdóttir said she met the troubled teen, identified as Eirík Ásmundsson by RUV, while she was working as a counsellor at a religious group he attended.

He was just 15-years-old when they began their secret relationship, the outlet reported. Thórsdóttir claims he was 16 when it became sexual.

Not enough to join the club? She's a disgusting bitch. And is the poster diva for The Love of Money is The Root of All Trouble.

Democrats in Congress Drive Luxury Cars on Taxpayer Dime
Rep. Jasmine Crockett billed taxpayers $11,996 in 2024 for a fresh set of wheels

Can Trump 2.0 and JD Vance (2 terms) right the ship?

But even a misanthrope as myself has a sense of humor.

The Bidens want back in
With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding.

I bet they want in on that sweet grifter cash and white powder.

Have an enjoyable day.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 10:00 AM

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