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The Morning Report — 3/ 19 /25![]() Good morning kids. I'm sure many of you can cite the exact passage, as you'll forgive me for not being up on the New Testament. But, here goes: "Thank God for my enemies." There are a couple of prime examples this morning that indicate the Democrats have completely ignored the first rule of holes. The last thing Schumer wants to do in the coming days and weeks is say something incredibly stupid, condescending, or out-of-touch — anything that would give Republicans, or his colleagues for that matter, political ammunition. He also doesn’t want to say something so stupid, condescending, or out-of-touch that could not only anger conservatives or moderates but, if taken out of context, also Democrats. Well, let's not all begin administering a venturi effect on our nether regions just yet, but given the fact that tax season is upon us and on top of the trillions of dollars in waste that DOGE has uncovered and the Trump agenda's skyrocketing popularity, Yes please Chuck and Democrats let's have more soundbites just like this! Plus, let's have more of you Lefties defending terrorists and illegal alien criminals remaining here on our territory. As well as more Tesla dealerships going up in flames, plus the physical assault and "Swatting" of political enemies like Juanita Broddrick now, as the expression of your love of humanity, peace, democracy and law and order, right? Of course there's always this brand of Democrat peace love and understanding: Following their rejection at the ballot box in November, trans activists have decided against the idea of moderating their insanity. Instead, they have elected to double down on the most extreme and demented aspects of their ideology. They have devolved to a degree that, if you weren’t paying attention, you might have thought was impossible. We are now at the point where trans activists are embracing cruelty that isn’t even cloaked with the usual lies about “scientific consensus” or anything like that. These people are now endorsing child abuse, without reservation, right out in the open. That’s always what they’ve stood for. Now they’re not even attempting to hide it. In order to understand the depths of depravity, you need to watch the scene that unfolded at a school board meeting on Thursday in Deerfield, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. A woman named Nicole Georgas began by telling the school board that her daughter is a 13-year-old student at a local middle school. And recently, her 13-year-old was forced to share a bathroom with a male student. Watch: Before we play the rest of Nicole Georgas’ statement, it’s worth pointing out that, strangely enough, no one on the Left is calling this situation a “constitutional crisis.” She’s pointing out, correctly, that the state of Illinois is defying Trump’s executive order on gender ideology. And in the process, they’re disregarding the civil rights of children at a systemic level. If you listened to the Left’s complaints about how outrageous it was that the Trump administration ignored a judge’s order when he deported Venezuelan terrorists the other day, you might think that they’d be equally upset about what the state of Illinois is doing in this case. But of course there’s no outrage, because these people are more than happy to ignore orders when they feel like it. And the state of Illinois should lose federal funding immediately as a result. . . To restate: This woman is saying that school officials forced her 13-year-old daughter — and several other young girls — to change in front of a male student in a locker room at a middle school. Those school officials, she said, include the district’s assistant superintendent for student services, the school’s assistant principal, and the director for student services. . . But because there are no good-faith trans activists, you can probably guess how this mother’s statement was received. As soon as she was finished, “boos” rang out in the room. One person asked her why she was “obsessed” with the genitals of children, which is one of those stock arguments these activists use all the time, even though it makes no sense whatsoever. They could be exposing themselves to you and your children in the park, and then when you object to it, they’ll accuse you of being “obsessed.” Then, a few other activists spoke at the school board meeting, and they continued to take cheap shots at the mother. . . Yes, thank God for our enemies, now pray that our alleged friends and allies in and out of government have the moral clarity and the stones to face them down and do what needs to be done to defeat them. Rep. Brandon Gill (R-TX) has filed Articles of Impeachment against Judge James E. Boasberg, appointed by former President Barack Obama, after he issued a temporary restraining order blocking President Donald Trump from using the Alien Enemies Act to deport illegal alien gang members. . . Again, it raises the question of the efficacy of relying on corrupt institutions and sadly too many corrupt politicians and others to do the just and moral thing, as opposed to just doing what our enemies do and invoke the precept of "by any means necessary." And if there is a God of justice and mercy, Schumer and Bernie Sanders would have been reduced to a pile of smoldering ashes in Old Sparky long long ago. But I digress. Along a similar line, While Schumer and company prove to the American people that their instincts are correct about what their money is funding, California puts a big fat exclamation point on all of the aforementioned: Okay, wait, I thought they worshiped Dylan Mulvaney. But if the Democrats are anything, they’re full of surprises, as we saw at the California state assembly on Friday. A Democrat assembly member offered a prayer to open the assembly session, as is the time-honored custom, but the prayer wasn’t to any deity that you’d learn about in the average world religions course, even in these latter days of American colleges and universities being reduced to little more than Antifa recruitment centers. The prayer was offered to none other than Beyoncé. . . The Democrat Party has become the party of angry blue-haired people with multiple piercings and a penchant for violence in support of any cause that involves hating America and wanting to destroy it. And now, instead of tacking back to the center and reassuring ordinary Americans that the party hasn’t gone totally insane and is doubling down on supporting everything that is making their lives more difficult (high taxes, rising crime, open borders, the whole nine yards), the Democrats are thinking up new ways to alienate even more Americans. . . Meanwhile, what’s next in the California state assembly? 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