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Slip Slidin' Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 1 June 2022
May 31, 2022

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/31/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson

Quote II

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau

Quote III

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes. Don Marquis



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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

If your trusty toothbrush has been with you for so long that you can’t even remember buying it, you might want to trot on down to the nearest drugstore posthaste.

According to the American Dental Association—not to mention countless dentists and toothbrush manufacturers—we should all be replacing our toothbrushes (or toothbrush heads, if your brush is electric) about every three to four months. And if the bristles look frayed earlier than that, feel free to do it more frequently. The advice isn’t just a marketing ploy by Big Dental to get you to shell out more bucks on brushes. For one, overused bristles can’t scrub plaque from your pearly whites as effectively, and they can also be rough on your gums


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(H/T Ladyl)


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Crank Bait Emporium



Born on this day: 31 May 1948
English drummer John Bonham from Led Zeppelin who had the 1969 US No.4 single 'Whole Lotta Love'. The bands fourth album released in 1971 featuring the rock classic Stairway To Heaven, has sold over 37 million copies. He is regarded as the greatest and most influential rock drummer of all time. Bonham died on September 25th 1980 aged 32 after choking on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 31 May 2006
71 year-old songwriter Hal Bynum, (whose credits include Kenny Rogers "Lucille,") and his wife were arrested and charged with growing marijuana inside their Nashville home and possessing hallucinogenic mushrooms. After receiving a tip, police searched the couple's home and confiscated 256 marijuana plants, 7.5 pounds of harvested marijuana, 14 grams of hallucinogenic mushrooms, growing lamps and other drug paraphernalia. Bynum, and his wife were released on $73,500 bond each. via thisdayinmusic.com


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What goes through one's mind. Oh never mind I don't want to know. Genius Award Winner.

AY 26--Proving again that Florida Man + Speedo = trouble, a 64-year-old retiree was arrested Tuesday for allegedly exposing himself to a female beachgoer, according to a police report.

Investigators say Charles Hixon was busted Tuesday afternoon for indecent exposure following an incident at Sunset Beach in Tarpon Springs, a Tampa suburb.

Hixon was in the water “about knee deep wearing a Speedo” when he pulled down the front of his swimsuit and exposed his penis, cops allege. Hixon, seen above, was allegedly “holding it in his hand” while staring and grinning at the 28-year-old victim, who was on the beach.


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