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January 31, 2006
Washington State Gets Around To Criminalizing Bestiality
They can claim they're doing it for public safety, after that rather unpleasant colon-perforation-by-a-horse incident.
"Sexual contact" means any contact, however slight, between the sex organ or anus of a person and the sex organ, mouth, or anus of an animal, or any intrusion, however slight, of any part of the body of the person into the sex organ or anus of an animal, for the purpose of sexual gratification or arousal of the person.
Anyone see the loophole?
Thank goodness! I'll just say I was doing it to arouse the animal, and I'm all set, baby.
Thanks to RLW.