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January 31, 2006

Nothing Impresses The Ladies More Than A "Born To Roam" Wolf T-Shirt

Classy and understated. I like the faux black velvet look. It'll look good with my Yosemite Sam tire-flaps and my Playboy-dice rearview mirror ornament.

It's a cool shirt, no doubt, I'm holding out for a t-shirt depicting a Chinese Dragon fighting an aircraft carrier. That would be a real conversation-starter. I imagine most conversations would begin, "Are you retarded?" And then, after that, the witty banter would ensue.

Thanks to taba.


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