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January 26, 2006

Judge Cashman Increases Child-Rapist's Sentence From 60 Days To Three Years

Turns out his principles were more flexible than originally advertised:

The judge said he felt he could impose the longer sentence now because the state had agreed to provide treatment to the man while he is behind bars.

Whatever you have to tell yourself, man.

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