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January 09, 2006

Iran To Segregate Pedestrian Sidewalks By Sex

Unconfirmed report from Iran Focus.

The worse it is for those poor bastards, the better it is for us:

The government of radical Islamist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad plans to segregate Iran’s pedestrian walkways on gender basis, according to Fatemeh Alia, a deputy in Iran’s Majlis (Parliament) and one of Ahmadinejad’s closest allies.

Since Ahmadinejad took office as president, new measures have been enforced to, in his words, “return the Islamic Republic to the days of the [1979 Islamic] revolution”.

Have you assholes seen the young people in Teheran? You think they're eager to return to that grim madness?

As part of the government plan called “Increase the hejab (veil) culture and female chastity”, the Ministry of Housing and Urban Development has received orders to construct separate pedestrian walkways for men and women, according to Alia.

"Increase... female chastity?" That should go over well with young women.

And it should go over even better with young men-- the sort of people who throw bricks and start fires just because their team lost in the Final Four.

I'm a little more sanguine now. These maniacs are going to provoke a civil war, a full-on revolution, and they're too fucking stupid to see it coming.


Thanks to the A-Man.


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