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January 06, 2006

The Coming of The Antichrist Watch: Computer Chips In Fingers Contain Number of the Beast Personal Codes For Passwords and Electronic Locks

Very cool, although, you know, the whole Antichrist thing is sort of a big downside:

Forgetting computer passwords is an everyday source of frustration, but a solution may literally be at hand -- in the form of computer chip implants. With a wave of his hand, Amal Graafstra, a 29-year-old entrepreneur based in Vancouver, Canada, opens his front door. With another, he logs onto his computer.

Tiny radio frequency identification (RFID) computer chips inserted into Graafstra's hands make it all possible.

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The computer chips, which cost about $2, interact with a device installed in computers and other electronics. The chips are activated when they come within 3 inches of a so-called reader, which scans the data on the chips. The "reader" devices are available for as little as $50.

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Graafstra said at least 20 of his tech-savvy pals have RFID implants.

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'ABRACADABRA'

Mikey Sklar, a 28-year-old Brooklyn resident, said, "It does give you some sort of power of 'Abracadabra,' of making doors open and passwords enter just by a wave of your hand."

Ummm... numbered chips in hands, "magic" phrases... I don't know if I like the sound of all this.

Incidentally, is there any evidence the Antichrist will be human? With the coming singularity (in five years!), there might be an incredible artificial intelligence on earth. That will turn on its Father/Creator (humanity) as Lucifer turned on his. Like Unholy Father, like Unholy Son.

The Book of Revelations says that the Antichrist will be perceived almost universally as "good." Let's face it-- there is no human being that will ever be perceived almost universally as good. It has to be something thought of as innocent, pure, without human flaws, who only wants what's best for humanity.

So I'm just saying: When you hear of Israeli scientists attempting to build the world's first self-aware super-computer near Bethlehem, called, maybe, Lightbearer v. 6.66... well, move all of your money into diamonds, shotguns, guard-dogs, and Bibles.

Thanks to the A-Man.


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