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September 07, 2005

Fake Celebrity Quote of the Day

"Dennis Miller" opines:

I don't wanna go on a rant here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.

What, no subreference to the pig from Green Acres?

Attribution: Someone posted this in the comments; I figured it was a very nicely done amateur parody. But it's actualy nicely done because it's professional. I'm reliably informed it comes from The Family Guy.

Peter's reaction to the multisyllabic gibberish is "What does 'rant' mean?"


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