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September 07, 2005
Democrats Plan To Attack John Roberts Over... Hurricane Katrina
This is Ted Kennedy's idea, if you can believe such a thing.
That's the sort of idea you come up with when you've had ten or eighteen Chivas Regals. And also, when you're distracted because you're attempting to chat up a coed anthropology major from SFU while not wearing pants.
Charles Schumer is expected to question him vigorously about his "right-wing Federalist Society Constitution-In-Exile views" about the sinking of the Titanic, the Tunguska Fireball of 1908, and why Yahoo Serious was ever permitted to have something of a career.