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MSM's Excuse For Reporting Hyperbolic Rumors After Katrina? Black People Just Make Shit Up! | Main | Storytelling
September 27, 2005

Playing By The MSM's Rules

I have it on good authority -- a rumor that "sounds accurate" to me -- that the maker of this sign is actually just enticing railway hobos to come into his house so he can lobotomize them with a clawhammer and turn them into Voodoo sex-slaves.

And, also, he makes them mow his lawn. And recruits them into a zombified Amway scheme.

You heard it here first.

If this report turns out to be less than accurate... hey, I got it from a black dude! Leave me alone.

Thanks to dave from texas for the picture.


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