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September 14, 2005

Bandwidth Costs Big Money: Excitable Andy Makes His Play For The Kos-cash

After a very good round-up of Blanco's incompetence and negligence, Goldstein adds a nice little update.

I guess Excitable Andy just wasn't making enough bandwidth-money with his "independent" and "maverick" political views. He needs a base to keep him in bicycle shorts, and he's decided to embrace the hard left.

I can't read the Shrill Shill anymore; the Freak-Out Meter only gets elevated or lowered when Allah decides it should be.

But, since everyone's slagging on my favorite blog-bitch again, I'll just relink some of my best hit-pieces on this Hysterical Hack.

Starting here, I decided to blog as Andrew Sullivan all day (keep scrolling to the next entry, at the top of the page, which will not have a title, so click on the forward arrow). It was emotionally draining. I don't know how Excitable Andy can manage to maintain his hyperemotional state without succumbing to bipolar exhaustion.

Andrew Sullivan-- "I'm Not the Easiest Person to Offend, God Knows." Ohhhh reallllly?

Andrew Sullivan Shrieks About Women Soldiers "Raping" Dirty Filthy Terrorist Detainees. (Skip down to the Content Warning part for the bit about Excitable Andy.)

This guy is further from reality than I ever imagined if he thinks this is a credible charge.

I can just imagine it... a US servicewoman with thousands of horny, in-shape men to choose from. And she sees a scraggly-bearded filthy bit of terror-ass and says, "Ohhh yeah, I gots to haves me a piece of that. Mmm-mmm! With a biscuit!"

But of course the credibility of such a charge is greatly enhanced by the fact that Bush supported the Federal Marriage Amendment.

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