Gutfeld Gets Personal

About his fellow HuffPo bloggers, not about his 19-year-old roomate/air steward Scott. Basically it's a HuffPo application form:

SECTION ONE: WHO ARE YOU?

Are you famous?
Do you know someone famous?
have you ever brushed up against someone famous?
Was it Warren Beatty?
Did you think he'd be firmer?

Is your husband famous?
(check one of the following)
- Yes I am Rebecca Pidgeon.
- Yes I am Laurie David
- Yes, I am Shiva Rose
- No, but my wife is rich AND famous, I am Brad Hall
- Other lady of leisure:____________________

...

Which of the following countries have you threatened to move to (check all
that apply):
- France
- Canada
- Monaco has no taxes, right?

...

Do you have a black and white picture of yourself, with your chin resting
comfortably on your fist? When you stare at this picture, do you get a
warm fuzzy feeling, not unlike urinating down your leg?

have you ever written any poetry?
-it doesn’t rhyme, does it?
-are you a man?
-if so, when you tell people you’re a poet, do they immediately realize they’re going to have to pay for dinner?

posted by Ace at 02:26 PM

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