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September 05, 2005
One Picture Refutes A Hundred of Michael Moore's Words
... Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!
-- Michael Moore
One of New Orleans' world-famous albino negros, flashing his pasty-white legs in a futile attempt to convince George W. Bush he's actually caucasian. Reports say that he even cranked Kenny G songs on his stereo to increase the versimilitude of his daring deception, but crafty Karl Rove saw right through his ruse.
PS, the dog is actually his black wife, in a crafty disguise, which, alas, Paul Wolfowitz immediately realized was a sham. You can tell it's not a real dog, because it's not licking it's own genitals despite having a perfect opportunity to do so.