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September 13, 2005

Shock: Witch-Doctor Accused of Rank Unprofessionalism

Our most trusted institutions and professionals continue to shock us with their lack of integrity:

The woman had told a relative that every time she entered her car an “unseen spirit” would disturb her.

At 10.15pm on Thursday the relative brought the 32-year-old woman to the bomoh’s [witch-doctor's] house in Permatang Badak, near here, to seek a cure.

After relating her problem to the bomoh, he asked her to lie down.

He then took an egg and rolled it over her body, purportedly to sap out the spirit that was dwelling in her.

He then allegedly fondled and sucked her breasts.

Stunned, she immediately got up and demanded an explanation from the bomoh, to which he replied that she was “unclean” and he wanted to remove the bad spirits from her body.

The woman was quoted as saying, "I was fine when the the witch-doctor rolled an egg all over my naked body to 'call forth the unclean spirits,' but then it just got all weird and shit."

Thanks to cutaway again, who's really showing me something.

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