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September 21, 2005

Mars Shows Global Warming Too; Scientists Blame "The Rove Effect"

Hmmm... our sister-planet Mars is also emerging from a long ice age, with increasing global temperatures.

Why, one would almost begin to suspect that much of "global warming" is due to natural variations in the energy radiated by the Sun.

Al Gore has announced the working title for his next book, The Sun: How It's Destroying Our Fragile Ecosystem And Why We Must Blow It Up.

Doubtless you are curious as to why
I have summoned you here, Mr. Bond...

Thanks to cutaway.

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