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September 19, 2005

Haiku Contest Winners

Well, I don't know if we can call you 'winners.' You know what you are when you win the Special Olympics, right?

At any rate, here are my top three picks from last Friday, in no particular order.

From Sobek:

"I thought that Bush would..."
"You thought! You thought! You thought eight
Things tonight, Nagin!"

Nice Anka tie-in. That just never gets old.

A beaut from Nordicgirl:

No Distance in Waveland

Pumping emotion
Like sewage from Big Daddy
Gay Geraldo smells.

Did you feel that? Yeah baby.

And Uncle Jefe graces us with more refreshing imagery:

MSM Kamikazes

Race-baiting breezes
Blow right back in their faces.
Feel the divine wind.

AWARDS: Each of our warrior-poets is entitled to one FREE low-carb wrap at their local D-Angelo's. Good luck convincing those cheap bastards to own up though. Keep at it.

Honorable mentions:

Snivelling newsies,
Blubbering politicians.
Grow a fucking spine!
-S. Weasel

Leftie analysis
Disturbing in its squalor
Immune to reason

An Ode to Dean Reynolds

Nice flop-sweat, moron
At least you didn't cry like
Fucking Rivera
-Edward R. Murrow

Thanks to all participants.

UPDATE: Extra Special Friend Honorable Mention

A mention? That's it?
Who judged this lousy contest?
Geraldo the wuss?

From Edward R. Murrow, also know as Mr. Sourgrapes McLoserpants.

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