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June 04, 2020

Corporate Cruiservative Tim Carney Claims That We Were Wrong To Dismiss Metastacizing Maoism on Campus


Many of us took this very seriously and urged you to take it seriously.

You did not. You decided that things were pretty darn stable and so you could afford to agitate to give power to the Democrats for three election cycles in a row.

You ignored us, jeered us, and gatekept us away from your phoney-baloney Conservative, Inc. job opportunties.

Nice to see the Twitter Smart Set understand six fucking years after the rest of us did.

That's how you can tell who the Smart Ones are -- they're the ones who are always, always wrong for years and years and years, and then one day see the light and pretend they're the first to glimpse it.

By the way: We knew that these "kids" were a true danger to the safety, liberty, and prosperity of the United States partly because the standard response from the Coporate Cruiservatives who dominate "conservative" media was to surrender to their demands and attempt to appease them.

And virtue signal along with them on Twitter, to make sure everyone knows you're not a Garbage Person On the Wrong Side of History.

Oh: And also, ignore or attack those actually pushing back against them.

All of this resulted in the nominal right -- the pseudoright -- validating/confirming the Left's New World Order. Anyone who opposed the left's New World Order was a racist, or, at the very least, was to be suspected of being a racist for not taking pains enough on twitter to agree with the leftwing and thereby establish his bona fides as a non-racist.

As my friend says: the Corporate Cruiseservatives are the Defeat Mechanism of the conservative movement. They exist not to argue conservative principles to liberals, but to argue liberal principles to conservatives, and, when they deem it necessary, to impose liberal principles on conservatives.

Using the entire suit of tools they learned from their Very Good Leftist friends on Twitter -- deplatforming, cancellations, coordinated group denouncements, smear campaigns, etc.

Can conservatives afford to keep these traitors, saboteurs, and backbiters anywhere in the movement any longer?

When you have Maoist evil spreading through the country, and the supposed opponents of that Maoist evil are constantly looking for ways to excuse it and justify it as well-intentioned and idealistic, you know that the Maoist evil is not just winning but already almost completely victorious before the contest even begins.

Everytime. Everytime we warned them that The Humungous was a psycopathic death-machine, and every time, they told us to shut up, they could have good-faith dialogue with their Very Good Twitter Friend The Lord Humungous and persuade him with sweet reason and some Enterprise Zones.

These incompetent frauds and grifters are like Neville Chamberlain's toadies who realize in 1948 that "Oh yeah, that Hitler feller was a bad guy, I guess we should have paid attention to his words, declared intentions, and actual actions in furtherance of those declared intentions, instead of just calling anyone sounding the alarm about him a racist extremist bed-wetter who doesn't understand True Conservative Principles."

Hey, while I've got the attention of the Corporate Cruiservatives, can I ask a question?

Can we conservatives send you more of our hard-earned money so that you can openly advocate against us and in favor of your Very Good Liberal Twitter Friends?

Can we persuade you to allow us conservatives to put more of you non-conservatives in more positions of influence and power in media, political organizations, and government?

It's bothering me that only 90% of the positions in the "conservative" media, in "conservative" fundraising machines like Heritage, and slots in allegedly conservative governments are filled with "conservatarians," left-libertarians (albeit with a strong love of sucking corporate cock), and "Kennebunkport Conservatives," that is, pro-corporate liberals who speak with a Texas accent and mention abortion twice every four years.

I hate seeing something 90% competed but 10% incomplete.

Is there any way we can persuade Tim Carney, Jay Caruso, Seth Mandel, Antifapundit, and the rest of the Fake Conservatives who inexplicable dominate every level of conservative organizing to take all of the conservative money and all of the positions open to conservatives?

I'm anal that way. I'm a completist. I'd like to see a clean sweep, if you fellas would be willing to take more donations and more jobs to argue in favor of the left.

Conservatives are a minority in the country. A big minority, but a minority.

Okay, we accept that.

Conservatives are also a minority in the Republican Party.

Okay, we've... come to accept that. Barely. We're tired of being lied to be corporate-funded liberals who give us a bit of conservaspeak every 2 or 4 years and then go right back to advancing the cause of corporate neoliberalism.

But fine, okay, the game is rigged. We get that too.

But conservatives are also a minority in all "conservative" media and in all "conservative" fundraising grifts.

We must not accept that.

So why do we?

Jot down in your own mind how many real conservatives are getting money in a steady job at a "conservative" media property or a "conservative" extracting-money-from-old-people con.

Pretty short list, isn't it?

Why is that?

Why do we allow this continue?

The "Conservative" Media

Conservatives need not apply.

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