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June 12, 2020
Sean Hannity Is Rumored to be Dating Ainsley Earhardt and I'm Quite Certain I Could Not Care Less
I don't really know who Ainsley Earhardt is.
Wild rumors are flying that Sean Hannity is dating "Fox & Friends" anchor Ainsley Earhardt -- but the pair won’t confirm or deny it.
Rumors have been swirling that the two Fox anchors were a couple after Hannity, 58, and Earhardt, 43, were spotted together near his home on Long Island during the lockdown. Both Hannity and Earhardt are single.
Brian Stelter -- whose own sex life seems like it would contain various unappetizing, sad, droopy secrets -- is of course all a-quiver.
I can't find the tweet, but I think either Greg Gutfeld, or maybe Kurt Schlichter, said, "Brian Stelter has now officially posted more about Sean Hannity's dating life than ABC News' spiking of the Epstein story."
I don't know if this is true, but I hope it is: Die, Blue Cties. Die, Blue States.
Die, Blue Culture.
Night!
I think I'll start putting up that TV mount, tonight. I'm across the room so I'm going to mount it about six and a half feet up.
If you don't hear from me by Monday -- that probably means the installation went so smoothly that I'm just taking the day off, watching my wall-mounted TV.