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June 21, 2012

Michelle Obama: Barack Made The Same Commitment To You As He Did When He Married Me

Whuh?

Benjamin --

For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my hometown of Chicago.

The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my car out before I went to work.

In all our years of marriage, he's always looked out for me. Now, I see that same commitment every day to you and to this country.

In a way, he is like my husband. He doesn't do anything I want him to do and spends all day on the golfcourse. JoyBehar OFF.

Eh, Joy Behar back ON. And look at my neck. I've got wattles. My neck is jigglier than my chest. Take my backfat, please.

Okay, off again.

These emails to supporters have been creepy for years. "Benjamin -- Barack would like so much to have dinner with you! Please donate $3 to be entered into a Dream Dinner with Obama Sweepstakes."

Always this absurdly inappropriate pretending that the emails come from Barack and Michelle, and that they have any idea who they're being sent to.

But this is a new escalation in creepiness.

Show us on the doll how the President touched you. -- nickless

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posted by Ace at 05:21 PM

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