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June 11, 2012

Anonymous Craigslist Photographer Wants You To Trust Him With Your Photography Needs, Life

LADIES.

HELLO LADIES.I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BS. I AM A PHOTOGRAPHER. I USE TO BE IN THE BUSINESS HERE AND HAD A 10.000 SQ FOOT STUDIO AND SHOT ALOT OF PIC'S FOR VARIOUS COMPANIES AND PUBLICATIONS. LIKE PLAYBOY NEWS STAND MAGS, AND A COVER FOR PENTHOUSE MAG. I GOT OUT OF IT SOME TIME AGO AND NOW I AM GETTING BACK INTO IT. LIKE I SAID I AM NOT ABOUT THE BS AND I AM GOING TO BE STRAIGHT UP WITH MY POST I AM BUILDING MY BOOKS BACK UP TO SUBMIT BACK TO THE PUBLICATIONS THAT I WORKED WITH WHEN I WAS IN THE BUSINESS AND I NEED AS MANY LADIES AS I CAN GET. I WILL BE SHOOTING NUDES, SEMI NUDES, CLOTHED AND A NEW STYLE OF EXHIBITIONIST PIC'S.

FOR YOUR TIME I WILL PAY YOU $100.00 FOR AN HOUR AND GIVE TO A COPY OF EVERYTHING THAT WE SHOOT. I WILL PUT THEM ON A FLASH DRIVE THAT YOU PROVIDE AND YOU CAN DO WITH THEM AS YOU PLEASE. NOW IF THE PUBLICATION LIKES YOU FROM MY BOOKS YOU WILL HAVE A CONTACT NAME OF YOUR CHOOSING WITH YOUR PIC. IF YOU WISH I WILL PUT IT INTO THE BOOK. IF THEY LIKE YOU THEY WILL HIRE YOU AND YOU WILL GET PAID MONEY FOR IT. THEY WILL CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY AND YOU CAN SET UP YOUR OWN DEAL WITH THEM. THIS IS NOT A SCAM AND I AM A REAL PERSON JUST TRYING TO DO SOME SRIOUS WORK. I KNOW IT IS ALLOT TO ASK BUT YOU DO HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY AND I HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY WE ARE JUST HELPING EACH OTHER OUT AND IF THIS IS NOT YOUR GIG THEN YOU WILL GET SOME DAMN GOOD PIC'S FOR FREE YES FREE AS IN NO COST TO YOU. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED THEN PLEASE HIT ME BACK UP AND WE WILL GO FROM THERE. AT LEAST TALK TO ME AND YOU WILL SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT. THANKS JEFF

My version:

LADIES PLEASE TRUST ME WITH YOUR SUCCULENT JUICY HUMAN MEAT I MEAN PHOTOGRAPHS. I HAVE A WELL-EQUIPPED AND MOIST STUDIO. I HAVE ALL PROFESSIONAL AMENITIES INCLUDING LYE PIT.

WE CAN GO AT YOUR SPEED. TORSO-PLAY IS STRICTLY VOLUNTARY. IF YOU ARE NOT INTO LIMB-SWAPPING I AM TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT.

I WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR TEETH.

I TAKE ALL TYPES OF PHOTOGRAPHS, BURIED, SEMI-BURIED, AND ABANDONED IN A SHOPPING CART AT A CONDEMNED FACTORY... THE WORKS.

FEEL FREE TO POSE WITH MY COLLECTION OF ANTIQUE BEDPANS AND DOLL'S EYES... IF INTERESTED PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR WRIST SIZE. THANKS, UNSUB


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