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June 16, 2012

Overnight Open Thread

Don't forget tomorrow is Father's Day you morons! And yes, it means wishing YOUR father Happy Father's Day, not some dude living in the White House as Michelle wants you to do.

Here are some Last Minute Father's Day Gift Ideas.

So who is your favorite fictional dad? Was it Ben Cartwright from Bonanza? Maybe Frank Constanza from Seinfeld? How about Homer Simpson? I think I'm gonna have to go with Al Bundy. He had to have some of the best politically incorrect quotes of any show.

Famous Former Homeless Folk

Just goes to show that you never now what you could find on your hobo hunts. 11 Homeless People Who Became Rich And Famous.


Well, would you pay $70 To Be Chased By Zombies? Or pay to be a zombie to chase people? Heck, you could probably save your $70 and just wait near a joint that sells bath salts and get the same thing. Or wait until November for the election riots that are sure to happen. Good times.

Studly Pilot

Damn, this dude is awesome. Medals Of The Ace Who Never Knew He Was Beaten.

Squadron Leader Mike Stephens was climbing out of his burning Hurricane high above the Western Desert. He had been injured in both feet and much of his fighter’s engine and half the cockpit had been shot away by an enemy aircraft.
But when the Luftwaffe pilot who had attacked him flew past, Stephens climbed back into his plane and shot the enemy Messerschmitt down.

It was only then that he jumped to safety, and by that stage he was on fire himself. He beat the flames out as he parachuted to the ground, landing just 300 yards from the German front line. He hobbled towards friendly lines in the Western Desert before being picked up by Polish troops.

More pictures of the Memorial Day Air Show in NY.

Kitteh Video

Try to ignore the MSM douche in the video but Hover Cat is pretty cool.

Mayor Nanny

Oh my. Next up for Mayor Nanny is to determine whether or not you are dressed sexy or as a prostitute. Bloomberg Channels Inner Hottie To Differentiate Between Hookers And Real Working Girls.

Booze Jargon

How's your Booze Jargon Knowledge?

Dark Gun Humor

See, a .22 is just as deadly as a .45!

Reusing Wine Corks

To quote Genghis; "Wine containers sometime come with corks? I thought they only came with twist-off lids and box-spigots. Fascinating..." Heh. Anyway, 5 Creative Ways You Can Reuse Your Wine Corks.

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