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February 12, 2005

Condi Rice Gives France a National Case of the Vapors By Calling Iran "Totalitarian"

They demand "evidence" that a brutally-repressive theocracy in which thousands of reformist candidates are stricken from the ballots is somehow less than fully democratic.

Meanwhile, Frenchmen continued to question the efficacy of soap, calling the theory that regular washing can reduce body odor "yet another Anglo-Saxon hegemonic lie."

One cool bit: They're calling Rice "Madame Hawk."

They mean it as an insult.

I think it sounds pretty f'n' cool, myself. Sort of like a superhero.

Sort of like -- dare I say it? -- Jeff Gannon...?

Another Condi Rice Nickname? Word on the blog-street is that George Bush calls Condi Rice "44." Read into that what you will.

I think I may start calling Jeff Gannon "45."


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