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Churchill's Employer: Post-9/11 Hate Speech Will Not Be ToleratedAt least some hate speech won't be tolerated from some people: Hate Acts Will Not Be Tolerated Thanks to reader RCL, who would like to apprise CU's Chancellor of some post-9/11 hate speech he's read: Sir, And... If you've not gotten around to reading this delicious Ann Coulter column on Churchill-- named, giggle, "Sitting Bull-Shit," I advise you to do so immediately: Churchill's claim that he is an Indian isn't an incidental boast, like John Kerry pretending to be Irish. It is central to his career, his writing, his political activism. Churchill has been the co-director of the American Indian Movement of Colorado, the vice chairperson of the American Indian "Anti-Defamation" Council, and an associate professor and coordinator of American Indian Studies at the University of Colorado. If Churchill's an Indian, so am I. I have a better claim to Indian heritage than he does. I can't tell you the number of times I've cried looking at garbage strewn over the natural beauty of our land, nor the number of times I've secret wished that Billy Bear would kick Eddie Murphy's ass in 48 Hours. I can put my head to the ground and tell how many people are pursuing me, so long as they're within visual range, and they're not hiding or anything like that. And on numerous occasions I've done the Billy Jack trick of telling my opponents precisely what I would do to them in the next few seconds -- "First, I'm going to kick you in the jaw, then I'm going to throw your body into your buddies and romp on their heads as they fall to the ground like screaming, brain-concussed dominoes." My actual execution of these pre-announced manuevers may leave something to be desired, I admit, but I'm working on it. Where the hell is my tenure? I've got a cracker-jack bit of academic analysis I long to write, tentatively titled Student Loan Guy: The "Little Eichmann" Who Continues to Exploit My People. I am also pretty sure that something in my heritage makes me the true and legal owner of the entire state of New Jersey. I'm not greedy-- the white man can keep Bayonne and Elizabeth and Camden; I just want the rest. | Recent Comments
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