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February 07, 2005

Mystery of Goering's Suicide Solved?

Strange but (maybe) true: GI confesses slipping Goering the deadly dose that allowed him to escape the trial at Nuremberg via self-induced poisoning.

Why did he do so?

Because a pretty girl flirted with him and then asked him to take some "medicine" to the Nazi.

"I never saw Mona [the pretty Nazi agent in this tale] again. I guess she used me," Stivers said.

He guesses she used him. Sort of like I guess that that stripper was using me when she told me she was just stripping to pay for vetrinary school and that it would really help calm her down for her exams if I bought her a $150 half-bottle of cheap Mexican champagne.

Men. Sometimes we're just plain embarassing, aren't we?


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