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April 15, 2005

How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take In a Fight?

The original hypothetical question, with a surprisingly detailed and thought-out set of rules.

CONTENT WARNING on this. The Decadent West provides his own battle plan for taking out as many of the li'l bastards as possible in a fight. The WARNING is there for both language and, well, explaining precisely what horrid violence he will visit upon these marauding tykes.

Via The Great Allah, but tipped by JSU.


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