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April 20, 2005

The Nuclear Option Will Never Happen

Voinovich of Ohio could support Bolton. Gee, thanks.

Football Fans ~~For Truth~~ and Beyond opines that if this sissy can't even support Bolton, there's no way he'll have the clakas to go nuclear.

They're trademarking the slur "Voinobitch." I would never stoop to such petty name-calling here, of course, but if others want to engage in that sort of playground rank-outing, what can a civil and civic-minded soul such as I do?

It Pains Me That Other People Get the Recognition I So Richly Don't Deserve Update: Football Fans has been a "Webby Worthy" by the, err, prestigious web-awards, the Webbies.

As "Cal Lanier" did much to shape the Ace of Spades persona, sometimes by laughing at my jokes, more often by turning me into the angry, inadequate wreck you know and love through her withering derision and contempt, I figured I would give her a shout-out and ask, "How do you like your neurotic monster now?"

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It Pains Me That Other People Get the Recognition I So Richly Don't Deserve Update: Football Fans has been a "Webby Worthy" by the, err, prestigious web-awards, the Webbies. 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