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April 21, 2005

Freak-Out Advisory Update

Wizbang has actually turned the He Who Will Not Be Named Freak-Out Advisory into a bit of java-code you can add to your site, if you want.

The current Freak-Out level will be adjusted automatically, by Wizbang, I guess in consultation with Allah and myself.

Not really my call, but apparently they've decided to lower the Advisory to "Shocked." I guess that makes sense; it costs millions of dollars in overtime to maintain a heightened police presence, as well as a great deal of anxiety for the nation at large, when the Freak-Out Advisory goes into the red.

We want to keep the public aware, but we also don't want to panic them.

Remember: Remain vigilant, keep your eyes open for suspiciously freaked-out postings, but do try to go on with your daily lives with something resembling normalcy.

For if we overreact to He Who Will Not Be Named's Freak-Outs, then He Who Will Not Be Named will have won.


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