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April 04, 2005

Open Thread

It chagrins me to no end, but apparently you morons would rather chat amongst yourselves and engage in lesbian pick-ups than comment on my gallant efforts to de-retaridfy you cretins.

That Ice-T thread is now too damn long, so if you want to continue to treat this stately blog as if it were an AOL chatroom filled with horny 13-year-old boys, have at it.

PS, if you've got a juicy tip for Ace, start your comment with "TIP" to catch my attention, if you'd be so kind. As Mr. Anka says, I always appreciate having informative feedback. (That's an audio clip of Mr. Anka, by the way, so you may want to avoid clicking while at work.)

PPS, under no circumstances will I permit horny guys to pretend to be lesbians, posting under fake names like "Sassy Susan" and "Wild Wendy," unless you're really funny about it.


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