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April 21, 2005

Name X

Okay, still thrashing about for a name. But now I'm fixated on the idea that there should be an X in the title-- X Factor, Frequency X, something like that.

The ideal name would be something a little science-geeky, like Variable X, except that that sucks, or have some sort of subtle (not cutesy-poo) double meaning.

Come on! There are thousands of you! One of you retards must have a good name in you, sitting somewhere in that rotten crap-organ you laughingly call a "brain"!

You guys are always hitting me with esoteric knowledge about medicine, engineering, military tactics, etc. And JeffB., that pussy, corrects every minor little spelling error I make. And yet no one can come up with a good name? (A name that does *not* include the word "fuck" -- I didn't think I had to specify that, but, then again, I'm waist-deep in morons here.)

Something with an X. Come on, come on. I know someone's got the perfect name.

Stop the Madness X Update: Okay, X just sucks. I get it. If you've got a good idea for a title, by all means share. But you can stop with the X titles now; everyone thinks it's stupid, and I guess at this point I agree.

I am considering a swipe from Son of Nixon. "A Bazillion Monkeys Running Amok in My Pants," which he thinks is the funniest possible sentence (well, dependent clause, really, before JeffB gets up my nose about it) possible in the English language.

"Or then again, no," as Sir Elton John would say.


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