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April 26, 2005

Maggie Gyllenhyllenhallenaal (Whatever) Sticks By Her Obnoxiously Stupid Remarks

Moderate cuteness is only skin-deep, but stupid runs deep to the marrow.

The fun thing is this moron has her blog (linked by The New Vintage, above). (Corrected; see below). Who doesn't anymore?

The blogosphere was once made up completely of shut-ins, shiftless drifters, schizophrenics in halfway houses, Star Trek geeks and porn-addicted deviants (the latter two categories largely overlapping, natch).

Now we've got b-actresses and Arianna Huffington and Tina F'n' Brown... there goes the neighborhood.

Not quite our class, dear. A bit of a low-rent group, even for me.

PS: Maggie Gyllenhyllenhallenhaal (whatever) shut down her comments (shock!), so don't think there's any fun to be had there. A liberal in good standing, she makes the standard "I love freedom of speech as much as the next moron" disclaimer before concluding that sometimes, love just ain't enough.

Next post by Mags: "I will do everything in my power to make sure my son grows up to be stupid, rather than some meatheaded non-stupid person. If it takes feeding him soy milk spiked with powerful psychotropics and household cleaning products, so be it. But I find stupid men much more interesting than the non-stupid, because at least I can understand every third or fourth word they say."

CORRECTION: This appears to be a fan-blog, not Mags' blog. I guess I just sorta was looking at you and I thought...

Well, in any event, she soon will be blogging, on Arianna Huffington's Def Celebrity Jam.

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