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April 11, 2005
Dark-Side Force-User Seeks Same
From Craigslist:
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.
Looking for nsa fun. I am into older men, but I have courted some youthful boys before.
I have a lightspeed capable ship and can come to you. I can host, provided you come to my Star Destroyer, currently in the greater Tattooine system.
Force sensitivity a plus. No imperial soldiers please, that would just cause drama in the Senate.
Sure, it's a goof, but then, he really did get into that costume for the pic.
Thanks to Scott, who cruises around on the Craiglist boards as "Girth Vader."