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May 07, 2004
If PETA and Michael Moore Get Into a Knife-Fight, Who Wins?
The American Public, of course:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its âFlab Fiveâ and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. âLooks like the âDownsize Thisâ author has been doing too much supersizing,â notes PETA.
Who's right here? Well, PETA is right that Michael Moore really is a big fat sack of fat.
OTOH, PETA are a bunch of nanny-douches who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. And we just can't wait for that.
Eh. Who cares about right and wrong. It's funny when retards fight. Because, you know, they're retards. They're not exactly possessed of cat-like agility.
Thanks to Michele at ASV.