She Done Found Us Out, Cletus! | Main | Amnesty International: Keep Abu Ghraib Standing
May 25, 2004

Update: Philly Train-Sensors Blamed On... Snoozy Goldbricker

Not terrorism, they say (requires registration).

Just an employee who's extremely lazy and likes to sleep on the job. The infrared-eyes were set up to detect his supervisor.

It's at least heartening that they found these things and acted urgently regarding them.


digg this
posted by Ace at 01:10 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Sebastian Melmoth : "But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars. Po ..."

Benji Carver : ""Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already ..."

The US Treasury and the Federal Reserve: " PDT signs memo to ban bumpstocks. Posted by ..."

Professional Wrestling[/i]: "[i]Battle Royale was book as well?!?![/i]Ahem. ..."

Anna Puma (HQCaR): "Sadly Origa passed away a couple years ago. ..."

Monk: "Does Battle Royale have pictures? ..."

Jim West (Will Smith) in the Wild, Wild West: "443 But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars. ..."

13 Russian Ham Sandwiched: "Oh, yeah. She's going to fix politics....It's pret ..."

J. Sessions: "PDT signs memo to ban bumpstocks. ..."

The Vapors: "437 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an alrea ..."

OneEyedJack: "Tulip bulbs! Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, ..."

Sebastian Melmoth : "Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64